Easter

Easter is an actual joke. Its total pointless, the Easter bunny? Come on do you think there is going to be a big giant bunny walking about giving wee kids chocolate eggs! That’s just not real. And why do parents tell there kids this stuff. It’s absolutely rubbish. They must take them for a joke. Poor kids going around looking for a big giant bunny and its not even real!
Also what is the point in buying chocolate eggs on Easter? It’s just chocolate, you can go down the shop anytime and buy chocolate. No big deal.
And the whole “Lets go and throw an egg down a hill and watch it crack” it’s a egg not a ball.
That’s the only time anyone throws an egg. You get done for chucking eggs normally, but not at Easter. What’s going on in the world? Crazy stuff!!